Who Would Win in A Fight?

This game is popular in another forum I visit... Propose a fight between 2 or more people (or anything else) and the person who posts next must choose a winner and why he/she/it won.

Make sure you post another fight for people to give their opinion on

First fight: All the live action Jokers

Cesar Romero's Joker v.s. Jack Nicholson's Joker v.s. Heath Ledger's Joker

I think Jack Nicholson's stare could cure world peace.

What about this smiley.. vs. this smiley..

would win coz it would scare the other smiley.


Sarah Ruane Vs Bradley Cumming.

Were sorry. Perhaps you were looking for Brad vs. Sarah vs. Sam?

I would say sarah cause she would fuk him up.

Brad Hall vs Jake Bullen??????

Brad Hall definitely

lol sav you're meant to propose a fight after...

okay um. dave grohls satan vs satan from south park

macca wrote:I would say sarah cause she would fuk him up.

Brad Hall vs Jake Bullen??????

yee of little faith, i can pull hair just as good.

shit, thats a tough one, i reckon Jake, he's a walking wall.

Braddles wrote:

macca wrote:I would say sarah cause she would fuk him up.

Brad Hall vs Jake Bullen??????

yee of little faith, i can pull hair just as good.

shit, thats a tough one, i reckon Jake, he's a walking wall.

no wai bruz im lyk fulli sik wif mi ninja skillz n ill fuk u up reel gud!

i would say southpark satan he would totally rape the other satan lol.

callum vs a fighting cow?

lmao no way bruz, dave grohls satan would rape south parks satan, think of some of the lyrics in the tenacious d movies final showdown...

"now you are fucked, shit out of luck, now i'm complete and my cock you will suck."

"i can't wait to take Kage back to hell, i'm gunna fill him with my hot demon gel... I'll make him scream like the scarlett pimpernell..."

tell me thats not scarily gay lol.

now that i think of it i dont think that would be much of a fight cause they would just end up havin sex wit each other lol.

now as i said.

Callum vs fighting cow

like the one out of kung pow lol!

most likely the fighting cow lmao

ummm.... chuck norris or mr t

chuck noris for sure he would taunt mr t by round house kicking off his hair then mr t would start crying so chuck norris would finnish him off lol.


captain planet or super man. take into account they both get there power from the sun lol

superman. because he's pretty super, and doesn't need 5 other kids and a monkey to help him out.

[insert lame drum riff here]

er... Bert or Ernie?

Bert fo sho.

Earnie just the bitch of that relationship, and would be caught off guard taking a bath.

Big Bird or Mr Snuffalufagus?

ernie for sure he would woop berts gay ass lol.

ok bruce lee vs hercules lol

Stoo wrote:Bert fo sho.

Earnie just the bitch of that relationship, and would be caught off guard taking a bath.

Big Bird or Mr Snuffalufagus?

snuffy for sure

Bruce Lee would totally own Hurcules...
what sort of name is that anyway? what is it like 5 o's, 3 u,s???

Ok, ok

Banana Man vs Magyver

Go banana man yeah.


ok here is the big one

batman vs bartman lol

Magyver hands down, 'nuff said.

Toni Blair or Madge from neighbours?

batman, he's snap that chump bartman in half. who wears a purple costume... lol

rock vs paper vs scissors?

well rock would beat scissors but that would beat paper oh and paper would beat rock oh its a never ending circle

rock beats everything!!