Ways to take over the world

This is simple give an idea on how you would take over the world and the next person will say if it will work or not and why. then post there own way.


(so you know im planning to take over the world and need ideas and feedback lol)

ok ill start.


i say kid nap the head of every country and torture them till they hand over a signed document of leadership to their own countries.

haha this is cool...

ummm well, different countries have different governing systems, and even though you might kidnap the leaders, there's a good chance who you're gunna kidnap doesn't have any "real" authority to hand over any sort of documents regarding the state of their country. Many who are proud of their countries wouldn't give up so easily, and most would die for their country.

Plus there's always back-ups, eg. acting prime-ministers, vice presidents which would gladly jump into office and assist to declare war on you as a "terrorist".

Regarding the amount of security around the world leaders you'd be struggling to get close to them in the first place.

Your idea reminds me of the plot of Team America though.

For me? I dunno. I'm not all that interested in taking over the world, but if I were to do it... I'd possibly opt for the more primitive and brutal dictatorship way and pretty much just declare myself president of the world and kill anyone who got in my way to the top, you know Saddam Hussien style. Yay for dictators Although I know there are HEAPS of faults with that idea, it's all I could think of lol

cause that worked out heaps well for saddam sarah lol

i'd release a vile of stoo's fart into the general public, people would leave the country, and ill settle in with my trusty gas mask (i would DESTORY ALL THE GAS MASKS BEFORE DOING SO FIRST) rinse and repeat to all countrys. always repeat.

Ill create an Army of Space monkeys, from members of underground fighting clubs, train them and give them little tasks such as destroying modern art and de-magnitizing DVDs

"You are not a unique snowflake; You are not how much money you have in the bank, Your not your fucking khakis. You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world."

Destroy civilisation as we know it, and begin again.

Oh and we can make soap too.


Tyler Durden is a genius.
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Braddles wrote:cause that worked out heaps well for saddam sarah lol

lol hey i said there were faults. i'd just be smarter than saddam about it.

Pfft. Tyler Shmyler.

bahahaha go the fight club. only prob with that is terrorist lines these days. the government would be on u quicker then a pedophile on a 12yo boy.

or mango on a 12yo boy all the same lol.


i got an idea ill just put a giant laser on the moon and threaten the world with it. but first ill kill austin powers and james bond so they cant ruin my plan

yeah but what about superman i'm sure he'd have something to say about it. cause you know... he's super.

okay my idea is to start slow, first i build a church of cake, and combine it with brads church of beer.

while all the fools eat the cake, and drink the beer i will inform them of the special "holy cake" which is really just space cake.

while they get fatter in order to reach the highest levels of cakeology, and as drunk as skunks on the beer i will begin forming my army of minions and training them in various styles of martial arts to take down any of the fat drunken fucks who stand in my way.

for those who reach the 'space cake' stage...well, they'll just be too high to realise whats going on.

AHAHAHA but your army of minions will be too fat to do your bidding!

i say you should invent a Big Bang machine and threaten that if your demands arent met then you'll implode the galaxy

7ames wrote:AHAHAHA but your army of minions will be too fat to do your bidding!

i say you should invent a Big Bang machine and threaten that if your demands arent met then you'll implode the galaxy

they already did, its called the Large Hadron Collider built by dr evil:

7ames wrote:AHAHAHA but your army of minions will be too fat to do your bidding!

i say you should invent a Big Bang machine and threaten that if your demands arent met then you'll implode the galaxy

my minions don't get cake. or beer. maybe tequila, cause i imagine them being mexican...

Blow it up????

jake we're taking over not destroying.

my bad, my bad.....fine partly destroy???

I would buy all the stocks in a little company called vault-tec and eventually own that company . Then I would place nukes in every city in every country all over the world, then I would detonate them and hide in vault 101 for a few years(I previously would have stockpiled weapons, food, medicine and what not in my vault and all the others all over the globe) . I would then form a private military company named “the brotherhood of steel” and take over what remains of earth, then rebuild civilisation all over earth( earth will be renamed, its new name will be……gortopia) and Australia will be named Safeway.

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Can i share your bunker?

yes jake

i would say yes but im not sure how the earth would be repopulated.

you'd need some chicks i'm guessing.

hmm chicks you say...Sarah your in

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i think i might just jump off a cliff or something before all this happens.

dammit that means we will have to have the only other female around......Manggun *shivers*

i think you may be needing more than one female Jake. considering the worlds not gonna be re-populated quickly enough by one chick (mango) having a baby every 9 months.

unless he has like sextuplets. hey maybe the radiation from Gorways freaky ass plan would give ya'll incredible baby making abilities.

Thats gonna suck for mango. muwahaha

dont worry i will clone every hot chick you can think of, just get a piece of there hair first, ryan will be the leading scientist in the cloneing project...