Stoo's Top Ten Lists Thread.
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Stoo's Top Ten Lists Thread.
Stoo Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:47 pm
Here we can make up some Top Ten lists. (Because we all want to be like David Letterman)
I'll get the ball rolling with a little list I like to call:
Top Ten Reasons Why Jude Law Should Be Rolled Up In Bubble Wrap And Cast Out Into The Ocean.
10.Too many girls think he's 'pretty'
9.The fact that even though he's pretty, but it still looks like if you punched him, you'd break your hand on his face.
8.The fact that he plays a russian in Enemy at the Gates, and all through the movie he has a clear and precise english accent.
7. He's Jude Law.
6. He makes stubble look good.
5. Pants!!
4. Quiet sex with Rachael Weiss.
3. Noone, and I do mean noone! Kills Ed Harris!
2. 'Stay where you are!' *Points with all four fingers put together and thumb tucked away*
aaand.. 1. Alfie.. 'Nuff said.
I'll get the ball rolling with a little list I like to call:
Top Ten Reasons Why Jude Law Should Be Rolled Up In Bubble Wrap And Cast Out Into The Ocean.
10.Too many girls think he's 'pretty'
9.The fact that even though he's pretty, but it still looks like if you punched him, you'd break your hand on his face.
8.The fact that he plays a russian in Enemy at the Gates, and all through the movie he has a clear and precise english accent.
7. He's Jude Law.
6. He makes stubble look good.
5. Pants!!
4. Quiet sex with Rachael Weiss.
3. Noone, and I do mean noone! Kills Ed Harris!
2. 'Stay where you are!' *Points with all four fingers put together and thumb tucked away*
aaand.. 1. Alfie.. 'Nuff said.
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Stoo Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:07 pm
Here's another one..
Top Ten Reasons Why The SNES Totally Pwns All Other Consoles.
10. Black Thorne
9. Aladdin
8. Lufia
7. Super Bomberman
6. Mortal Kombat
5. Killer Instinct
4. All three Donkey Kong Country's
3. Lemmings
2. Super Mario (Includes Mario Kart, Super Mario Brothers and Yoshi's Island)
1. Bubsy.. 'Nuff said.
Top Ten Reasons Why The SNES Totally Pwns All Other Consoles.
10. Black Thorne
9. Aladdin
8. Lufia
7. Super Bomberman
6. Mortal Kombat
5. Killer Instinct
4. All three Donkey Kong Country's
3. Lemmings
2. Super Mario (Includes Mario Kart, Super Mario Brothers and Yoshi's Island)
1. Bubsy.. 'Nuff said.
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AshleighANARCHY Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:07 am
Top 10 reasons why Bus'es are GAY.
10. Retard Bus, Old People Bus, School Bus....Any other bad relations??
9. The Bus drivers can never speak english
8. The metcard machine rejects your valid ticket
7. Its always late
6. After being late, it still manages to drive past you when your waiting at the stop
5. When you press the dinger and it doesn't stop -_-
4. When people get on at a stop, and 10m down the road there are more people waiting at the next stop. Srsly. walk 10m, lazy dicks
3. In Winter, its cold... in Summer, its a sauna on wheels
2. Theres always bound to be some form of rotting empty drink bottle or food item on the bus
and
1. Bus People.
10. Retard Bus, Old People Bus, School Bus....Any other bad relations??
9. The Bus drivers can never speak english
8. The metcard machine rejects your valid ticket
7. Its always late
6. After being late, it still manages to drive past you when your waiting at the stop
5. When you press the dinger and it doesn't stop -_-
4. When people get on at a stop, and 10m down the road there are more people waiting at the next stop. Srsly. walk 10m, lazy dicks
3. In Winter, its cold... in Summer, its a sauna on wheels
2. Theres always bound to be some form of rotting empty drink bottle or food item on the bus
and
1. Bus People.
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Aceface Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:37 am
Top Ten Reasons Why Aisah Shouldn't Drink
10. She doesn't really hold back if she doesn't like someone
9. She's like... LOUD.
8. She starts feeling sick after about 4 drinks
7. I think she's still drunk now
6. The taxi ride home... poor taxi driver. She'd tell them her life story if she had time
5. The bazillion messages she sends then doesn't remember the next day
4. Her craving to eat EVERYTHING in sight.. that's gunna be fun coming back up in the morning
3. All her money goes on God knows what!!
2. Things that won't be so hilarious in the morning seem fucking funny at the time
1. WORKING ON A SATURDAY MORNING!!!
10. She doesn't really hold back if she doesn't like someone
9. She's like... LOUD.
8. She starts feeling sick after about 4 drinks
7. I think she's still drunk now
6. The taxi ride home... poor taxi driver. She'd tell them her life story if she had time
5. The bazillion messages she sends then doesn't remember the next day
4. Her craving to eat EVERYTHING in sight.. that's gunna be fun coming back up in the morning
3. All her money goes on God knows what!!
2. Things that won't be so hilarious in the morning seem fucking funny at the time
1. WORKING ON A SATURDAY MORNING!!!
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AshleighANARCHY Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:34 pm
AisahSchmaisah wrote:Top Ten Reasons Why Aisah Shouldn't Drink
10. She doesn't really hold back if she doesn't like someone
9. She's like... LOUD.
8. She starts feeling sick after about 4 drinks
7. I think she's still drunk now
6. The taxi ride home... poor taxi driver. She'd tell them her life story if she had time
5. The bazillion messages she sends then doesn't remember the next day
4. Her craving to eat EVERYTHING in sight.. that's gunna be fun coming back up in the morning
3. All her money goes on God knows what!!
2. Things that won't be so hilarious in the morning seem fucking funny at the time
1. WORKING ON A SATURDAY MORNING!!!
This is also thw Top 10 reasons why Ashleigh shouldn't drink >.<
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Stoo Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:47 am
Ok, for starters, your both loud normally..
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Aceface Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:17 am
Yeah but when I'm drunk, add another 50 decibels. I usually don't often realise how loud I am until people are literally begging me to shut up.
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AshleighANARCHY Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:29 pm
Top 10 Reasons why People shouldn't eat KFC
10. It costs more than any other fast food
9. We use and abuse the 20 second rule constantly
8. Its never fresh,...We just say it is
7. Its stingyyy
6. So stingyy its generally more oil than food that we give you
5. Gloves are a thing of the past
4. Only "safe" foods are dessert and drinks
3. The coleslaws explode
2. The potato is so fake we use it in fights. it literally rebounds of people.
number 1 reason i hear you ask?
1. THE GRAVY..
Its actually just old oil from cookers soaked in water over night.
10. It costs more than any other fast food
9. We use and abuse the 20 second rule constantly
8. Its never fresh,...We just say it is
7. Its stingyyy
6. So stingyy its generally more oil than food that we give you
5. Gloves are a thing of the past
4. Only "safe" foods are dessert and drinks
3. The coleslaws explode
2. The potato is so fake we use it in fights. it literally rebounds of people.
number 1 reason i hear you ask?
1. THE GRAVY..
Its actually just old oil from cookers soaked in water over night.
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Stoo Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:32 pm
Bradley.. Are you out of your Volcan.. Mind?!
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Bronie Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:29 pm
Top 10 reasons why Scotland is better then Melton.
1. The clothes shops here are 100000000000 times better then C.Lane and slutty angels
2. When I wake up in the morning there's ice everywhere and it makes the world sparkle.
3. The buses are double decker.
4. Pay TV has 10000000000000 more channels then foxtel.
5. Grocery shopping is really cheap.
6. 2 for 30 pound DS games at HMV
7. The guys here are really good looking and the girls aren't... I might actually have a shot.
8. Everything here is like 100000000 years old and looks awesome.
9. Everyone here has more dress sense, they all walk around in kewl coats and I can wear fluffy ear muffs and awesome woolen hats and be considered kewl.
10. I go up to the shop in my ugg boots and I don't look like Melton scum.
1. The clothes shops here are 100000000000 times better then C.Lane and slutty angels
2. When I wake up in the morning there's ice everywhere and it makes the world sparkle.
3. The buses are double decker.
4. Pay TV has 10000000000000 more channels then foxtel.
5. Grocery shopping is really cheap.
6. 2 for 30 pound DS games at HMV
7. The guys here are really good looking and the girls aren't... I might actually have a shot.
8. Everything here is like 100000000 years old and looks awesome.
9. Everyone here has more dress sense, they all walk around in kewl coats and I can wear fluffy ear muffs and awesome woolen hats and be considered kewl.
10. I go up to the shop in my ugg boots and I don't look like Melton scum.
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samantha Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:54 am
Top Ten reasons why; Me > You.
1. I'm sexier.
2. I'm smarter.
3. I'm better.
4. I'm more fun.
5. You smell bad.
6. You like cock in and around your mouth.
7. You wish you were me.
8. Everyone loves me.
9. I'm adoreable & loveble.
10. You spend too much time touching yourself.
1. I'm sexier.
2. I'm smarter.
3. I'm better.
4. I'm more fun.
5. You smell bad.
6. You like cock in and around your mouth.
7. You wish you were me.
8. Everyone loves me.
9. I'm adoreable & loveble.
10. You spend too much time touching yourself.
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AshleighANARCHY Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:54 pm
Top 10 Reasons why Summer kicks Winters Ass.
1. Beach, No arguements?
2. No rain = No issues with frizzy, boofy or curly hair
3. Being cold is about 4521462452 times more uncomfortable than being hot
4. Longer daylight hours
5. Holidays. 2 weeks in Winter Vs. 2 Months in Summer. No competition.
6. Being warm emough that you can chill outside until very late
7. Better party season (Xmas, New Years, Australia Day (both the one in Dec. and Jan. that is lolz)
8. More casual clothes
9. Better sales season due to Xmas
And
10. Nothing beats a cold drink on a hot day. =]
1. Beach, No arguements?
2. No rain = No issues with frizzy, boofy or curly hair
3. Being cold is about 4521462452 times more uncomfortable than being hot
4. Longer daylight hours
5. Holidays. 2 weeks in Winter Vs. 2 Months in Summer. No competition.
6. Being warm emough that you can chill outside until very late
7. Better party season (Xmas, New Years, Australia Day (both the one in Dec. and Jan. that is lolz)
8. More casual clothes
9. Better sales season due to Xmas
And
10. Nothing beats a cold drink on a hot day. =]
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hey its that bar guy Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:02 pm
failll.. you cant play footy in summer.
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Stoo Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:04 pm
Suuuuure you can! Lol.
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU KING OF FOOTBALL!!?
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU KING OF FOOTBALL!!?
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AshleighANARCHY Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:02 am
Well - I was willing to over look the footy thing and the big issue.... cricket *shudders* for my intense love of Summer lol.
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hey its that bar guy Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:50 am
cricket is good to watch.. and football if fun to play and watch..
and i killed that person lol
and i killed that person lol
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Stoo Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:01 am
Lol, you can't kill the king of football! 
And Cricket is awesome, thank you very much Ashleigh.
And Cricket is awesome, thank you very much Ashleigh.
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hey its that bar guy Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:51 pm
to watch.. but fottbal is wicked as to play.. cant fucking waitttttt.......
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