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Post  Big Red on Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:35 pm

If YOU had to save 44 million people from a nuclear attack in the US of A, but really really needed to take a shit, would you shit your pants and continue to save the world knowing that 44 million people would know you shit your pants?
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Post  Stoo on Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:36 pm

Now all I can think of is that general from 'Enemy at the Gates'... PANTS!!

I would, but then again, I shit my PANTS!! on a regular basis.
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Post  samantha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:52 pm

When you shit yours pants stuart, do you just flip them the other way? LIKE YOUR MATRESS
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Post  Stoo on Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:55 pm

I didn't shit my matress Samantha, thank you very much!

And besides, I'm not the one that soiled my matress. Very Happy
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Post  samantha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:06 pm

You know what I meant!
& even if it wasnt you, its your matress & you flipped it!
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Post  Stoo on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:10 pm

Correction.. I flipped it twice. What a Face
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Post  samantha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:16 pm

Which defeats the purpose of the first flip.
Now your sleeping in filth!


How does your matress not smell really bad?
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Post  Stoo on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:22 pm

-Shrugs- I'm used to it.
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Post  samantha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:26 pm

Lol.

Belinda has cum stains on her fitted sheet & doona, I suppose thats slightly worse.
Atleast she washed it though!
Even if it didnt come out.
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Post  Stoo on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:28 pm

Cum that doesn't come out?
What did she fuck, Mr. White-Out?!
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Post  samantha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:32 pm

Quite possibly.

Its really bad!
Its not even a few splotches, theres TONS.
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Post  Stoo on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:33 pm

Tell Belinda to stop fucking horses..
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Post  samantha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:38 pm

Sven once showed me a porno of that. NOT COOL.
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Post  Stoo on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:42 pm

Not cool, and so very, very illegal..

Horse fuckers, we are coming to get you.
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Post  samantha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:43 pm

Pffft, we know your one of them, Stoo.
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Post  Stoo on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:48 pm

Of course..
I'm coming to get them for a threesome.
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Post  samantha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:51 pm

Hahahahahahaha.
*ends conversation*
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Post  Stoo on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:56 pm

I win.
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Post  samantha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:58 pm

Well I'm sorry I dont like conversations about fucking horses.
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Post  Big Red on Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:00 pm



^ he does.

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Post  samantha on Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:01 pm

LOL!
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Post  Stoo on Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:15 pm

Did you get that photo from my drawer Brad?
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Post  AshleighANARCHY on Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:56 am

Flipped, twice?

Im gonna bring a blow up matress on Friday...

And Horse fuckers, is that alike to the play in which Daniel Radcliff was naked with a horse or two?
If so, I really pity the poor horses...
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Post  Stoo on Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:59 am

You've never even noticed before!


Give that boy a scar on his forehead and a pointy hat, and he's every girls dream.

Where's my scar and pointy hat?
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Post  AshleighANARCHY on Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:05 am

Psh.

Im much more of a Rupert Grint girl myself.

...Something about the breaking voice in the 2nd movie I think.. =]

lolz.

Its funny we had this conversation in English yesterday lol
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