Everything gives you cancer!

I was eating toast and thought does burnt toast really give you cancer? Does diet coke really give you cancer? Then i thought theres a lot of things that apparently give you cancer. So I thought I'd find a site that lists them... Urhm... Discuss?


The complete list of things that give you cancer (according to epidemiologists)



Acetaldehyde, acrylamide, acrylonitril, abortion, agent orange, alar, alcohol, air pollution, aldrin, alfatoxin, arsenic, arsine, asbestos, asphalt fumes, atrazine, AZT, baby food, barbequed meat, benzene, benzidine, benzopyrene, beryllium, beta-carotene, betel nuts, birth control pills, bottled water, bracken, bread, breasts, bus stations, calcium channel blockers, cadmium, captan, carbon black, carbon tetrachloride, careers for women, casual sex, car fumes, celery, charred foods, cooked foods, chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, chips, chloramphenicol, chlordane, chlorinated camphene, chlorinated water, chlorodiphenyl, chloroform, cholesterol, low cholesterol, chromium, coal tar, coffee, coke ovens, crackers, creosote, cyclamates, dairy products, deodorants, depleted uranium, depression, dichloryacetylene, DDT, dieldrin, diesel exhaust, diet soda, dimethyl sulphate, dinitrotouluene, dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying, formaldehyde, free radicals, french fries, fruit, gasoline, genes, gingerbread, global warming, gluteraldehyde, granite, grilled meat, Gulf war, hair dyes, hamburgers, heliobacter pylori, hepatitis B virus, hexachlorbutadiene, hexachlorethane, high bone mass, HPMA, HRT, hydrazine, hydrogen peroxide, incense, infertility, jewellery, Kepone, kissing, lack of exercise, laxatives, lead, left handedness, Lindane, Listerine, low fibre diet, magnetic fields, malonaldehyde, mammograms, manganese, marijuana, methyl bromide, methylene chloride, menopause, microwave ovens, milk hormones, mixed spices, mobile phones, MTBE, nickel, night lighting, night shifts, nitrates, not breast feeding, not having a twin, nuclear power plants, Nutrasweet, obesity, oestrogen, olestra, olive oil, orange juice, oxygenated gasoline, oyster sauce, ozone, ozone depletion, passive smoking, PCBs, peanuts, pesticides, pet birds, plastic IV bags, polio vaccine, potato crisps (chips), power lines, proteins, Prozac, PVC, radio masts, radon, railway sleepers, red meat, Roundup, saccharin, salt, sausage, selenium, semiconductor plants, shellfish, sick buildings, soy sauce, stress, strontium, styrene, sulphuric acid, sun beds, sunlight, sunscreen, talc, tetrachloroethylene, testosterone, tight bras, toast, toasters, tobacco, tooth fillings, toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), train stations, trichloroethylene, under-arm shaving, unvented stoves, uranium, UV radiation, vegetables, vinyl bromide, vinyl chloride, vinyl fluoride, vinyl toys, vitamins, vitreous fibres, wallpaper, weedkiller (2-4 D), welding fumes, well water, weight gain, winter, wood dust, work, x-rays.

Quoted from: http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/cancer%20list.htm

Acetaldehyde, acrylamide, acrylonitril, abortion, agent orange, alar, alcohol, air pollution, aldrin, alfatoxin, arsenic, arsine, asbestos, asphalt fumes, atrazine, AZT, baby food, barbequed meat, benzene, benzidine, benzopyrene, beryllium, beta-carotene, betel nuts, birth control pills, bottled water, bracken, bread, breasts, bus stations, calcium channel blockers, cadmium, captan, carbon black, carbon tetrachloride, careers for women, casual sex, car fumes, celery, charred foods, cooked foods, chewing gum, Chinese food, Chinese herbal supplements, chips, chloramphenicol, chlordane, chlorinated camphene, chlorinated water, chlorodiphenyl, chloroform, cholesterol, low cholesterol, chromium, coal tar, coffee, coke ovens, crackers, creosote, cyclamates, dairy products, deodorants, depleted uranium, depression, dichloryacetylene, DDT, dieldrin, diesel exhaust, diet soda, dimethyl sulphate, dinitrotouluene, dioxin, dioxane, epichlorhydrin, ethyle acrilate, ethylene, ethilene dibromide, ethnic beliefs,ethylene dichloride, Ex-Lax, fat, fluoridation, flying, formaldehyde, free radicals, french fries, fruit, gasoline, genes, gingerbread, global warming, gluteraldehyde, granite, grilled meat, Gulf war, hair dyes, hamburgers, heliobacter pylori, hepatitis B virus, hexachlorbutadiene, hexachlorethane, high bone mass, HPMA, HRT, hydrazine, hydrogen peroxide, incense, infertility, jewellery, Kepone, kissing, lack of exercise, laxatives, lead, left handedness, Lindane, Listerine, low fibre diet, magnetic fields, malonaldehyde, mammograms, manganese, marijuana, methyl bromide, methylene chloride, menopause, microwave ovens, milk hormones, mixed spices, mobile phones, MTBE, nickel, night lighting, night shifts, nitrates, not breast feeding, not having a twin, nuclear power plants, Nutrasweet, obesity, oestrogen, olestra, olive oil, orange juice, oxygenated gasoline, oyster sauce, ozone, ozone depletion, passive smoking, PCBs, peanuts, pesticides, pet birds, plastic IV bags, polio vaccine, potato crisps (chips), power lines, proteins, Prozac, PVC, radio masts, radon, railway sleepers, red meat, Roundup, saccharin, salt, sausage, selenium, semiconductor plants, shellfish, sick buildings, soy sauce, stress, strontium, styrene, sulphuric acid, sun beds, sunlight, sunscreen, talc, tetrachloroethylene, testosterone, tight bras, toast, toasters, tobacco, tooth fillings, toothpaste (with fluoride or bleach), train stations, trichloroethylene, under-arm shaving, unvented stoves, uranium, UV radiation, vegetables, vinyl bromide, vinyl chloride, vinyl fluoride, vinyl toys, vitamins, vitreous fibres, wallpaper, weedkiller (2-4 D), welding fumes, well water, weight gain, winter, wood dust, work, x-rays.

All the bold things are things that I eat, drink, do, have or am exposed to. How great. Lol @ the fact that left handedness gives you cancer

cholesterol, pollution, magnetic fields, microwave ovens, magnetic fields, testosterone, proteins, passive smoking, fluoridation, chips, flying, wallpaper (minimise your windows on your computer, ha)

all things which you didn't embolden which you should have

and wtf? not having a twin?

Careers for Women lolz

Joel also suggested today 'counting over 10' gives you cancer. Hilarious!

Ya know what pisses me off?

I have pail skin and I don't tan. I sunburn so easily no matter how much sunscreen I have on. I sunburn for about 2-3 weeks and then i peel and freckle. I get no tan at all! I hate how some people can be in the sun and just tan and not get sunburnt.

It really sucks coz I barely go out in the sun but beacuse I have freckley skin I will probably get skin cancer one day.

You all suck.

Bronie wrote:Ya know what pisses me off?

I have pail skin and I don't tan. I sunburn so easily no matter how much sunscreen I have on. I sunburn for about 2-3 weeks and then i peel and freckle. I get no tan at all! I hate how some people can be in the sun and just tan and not get sunburnt.

It really sucks coz I barely go out in the sun but beacuse I have freckley skin I will probably get skin cancer one day.

You all suck.

replace freckle/y with "(go back to) pale" and thats me.

tanning isn't good anyways... pale skin was once beautiful in the mainstream, and pale skinned models are highly sought after in europe.

i'm proud to be basically albino

pale as some pale person's pail of pale

*kicks in door* WHO SAID FRECKLS lol

The Sand Trout wrote:*kicks in door* WHO SAID FRECKLS lol

oh you WOULD react to that.

Sarah wrote:

Bronie wrote:Ya know what pisses me off?

I have pail skin and I don't tan. I sunburn so easily no matter how much sunscreen I have on. I sunburn for about 2-3 weeks and then i peel and freckle. I get no tan at all! I hate how some people can be in the sun and just tan and not get sunburnt.

It really sucks coz I barely go out in the sun but beacuse I have freckley skin I will probably get skin cancer one day.

You all suck.

replace freckle/y with "(go back to) pale" and thats me.

tanning isn't good anyways... pale skin was once beautiful in the mainstream, and pale skinned models are highly sought after in europe.

i'm proud to be basically albino

Yeah I dont mind being pail because it means i can pull off red clothes. But I just don't like the painful sunburning.

The Sand Trout wrote:*kicks in door* WHO SAID FRECKLS lol

We were talking about freckles not freckls. Fail.

Too many sidewaves gives you cancer!!!

THEY SHOULD BE ON DIFFERENT NIGHTS NOT ALL THE GOOD ONES IN THE SAME NIGHT. Not that horse is playing anymore even though I worked out I could end up there in time BUT THEY AREN'T PLAYING!!!! FUCKING NEXT THEY SUCK THEY SHOULD ALL GO SLIT THEIR WRISTS COZ THEY ARE NEXT AND THATS DESTROY ALL LINES AND THEY ARE EMO!!!!!! FUCK THEM AND THEIR EMO BANDS!!!! I SPIT ON ANYONE WHO GOES THERE!!!! *SPIT*

Soundwave will give me cancer tomorrow too much sun and too much pommy skin *sigh*