The Glass Rules

(from silence of the lambs, the dude goes on and on about the rules about hannibal lecter's cell. Mine are better)

Do not touch the glass,
Do not speak to the glass,
Do not dont make eye contact with the glass.
Do not make soft humming noises with the glass,
Do not dry hump the glass,
Do not sigh at the glass.
Do not drink bourbon with the glass,
Do not play xbox with the glass.
Do not feed the glass.
Do not change the channel of the glass,
Do not even think about writing to the glass.
Do not partyhard with the glass,
Do not go for long walks on the beach with the glass.
Do not play guitar for the glass.
Do not dress the glass,
Do not play trivia with the glass,
Do not poison the glass,
Do not go to pure with the glass.
Do not kill fox's with the glass,
Do not glue postit notes to the glass.
Do not drunk dial the glass.
Do not shoot the glass.
Do not roast marshmellows with the glass.
Do not headbang the glass.
Do not give sexual healing to the glass.

Do not wear makeup to impress or arouse the glass,
Do not go online with the glass,
Do not draw doodles on the glass,
Do not play strip poker with the glass,
Do not fog up the glass,
Do not kick the shit out of the glass.

Do not blink at the glass.
Do not try to befriend the glass.
Do not serenade the glass.






lol.