The 'End of the World Confessions' Thread.

[Stoo]

Seeing as the world is ending, and noone wants to die with a guilty conscience, post your cenfession here and all your guilt will be washed away my son.. or daughter..

I'll start by saying.. I stole the cookie from the cookie jar..

[macca]

i have been sellin naked pics of stoo on ebay

[Sarah]

it was me, not the one armed man

[Stoo]

I have been buying naked pics of Stoo from Ebay.

[Sarah]

i may have photoshopped the naked photos of stoo before they got to ebay.

[macca]

to make him doing unspeakable things

[Stoo]

And also bring the quality of the photos above the standards of 'animal porn'.

[Sarah]

[Stoo]

Anyway, back on topic, I just peed in the shower.
Hey, why not? It's the last day of humanity!

[macca]

i just ate a burger wit the lot

[Stoo]

That's the spirit!

I lick knives and put them back into the jar of whichever spread im eating to get more.

[macca]

i ate a whole jar of nutella and blamed my brother

[Stoo]

I actually like Pearl Harbour.

[macca]

i cried at the end of click!

[Stoo]

I didn't think it would possible for you to cry Jason.

I've cried at the end of way too many movies.

[Sarah]

i cried during chasing amy, when holden and alyssa are having a massive fight outside of the hockey rink about her fucking two guys at the same time. lol.


... on second thought i cry a lot through that movie

[Stoo]

I have never seen Chasing Amy, and have no intention of doing so.

[macca]

lol yeah some times i leak lol.

i ran over all my sisters barbies wit my bmx lol

[Sarah]

it's actually a fantastic movie... but hey.

i ran over/hit a bird once in my car

[Big Red]

i chased amy, and had every intention of doing so

[macca]

yeah neither have i

[Sarah]

i'm secretly a fan of kanye west. sigh.

[macca]

yeah i hit a magpie

[Big Red]

Anyway, back on topic, I just peed in the shower.
Hey, why not? It's the last day of humanity!

what the fudge man? thats not cool, you better hope the world ends, cause your on cleaning duty pal.

[Stoo]

Pfft, you have to have a shower sooner or later Brad.

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