Describe the Person Above you

Was done with some success on another board I frequent.

As the title says, just describe the person who posted above you.

Just a statement or something, not an essay.

For Example...

^^^ cut her leg 4 times today.

^^^
sucks with sharp objects

^^^ likes men.

^^^
Has a huge cawk

^ is right... 12 inches... around. think about it.

trys so hard to be male but fails

^ wants it in and around his mouth.

^ likes to touch me in the pantaloons.

^ shouldn't tell people about our intimate times.

^ is a spaz

^ is freakin awesome n you know it

^ is currently sitting outside my window.

^ is not near her window

^doesnt know who he is. but hi!

^ is in my bed?!

^i'm in her bed.

^ is currently naked.

^is also currently naked (& touching my pink bits)

-backs away slowly-

-gets a chair and comes back-

^ secretly loves the idea of sarah touching my pink bits.

-gets some popcorn with stu-

^is currently eating popcorn while watching sarah touch my pink bits.

-hands brad some tissue-