^>v game

^ is a slllleaze
> can't talk, she's been to a strip joint... multiple times
v saw me working there.

^ totally wrong.. ive been to the strippers twice
>totally does
v wants to preform a lap dance right nowww

^ wishes i was preforming it for him.
> gives aisah a lapdance.
v is jealous of aisah.

^ is correct
> has a book on stripteasing and had those crazy stripping dice things
v wants them?

^ uses her strip dice 5 times daily.
> has some dice too. and body chocolate. and a bunch of other shiz. thanks belinda. lol.
v wants to eat some bodychocolate.

^ Lol lol lol
> laughing at an inside joke
v may or may not get it

^ is gay.
> doesnt get it.
v wants to explain it.

^ should ask sarah
> is not gay
V will proberly try and dispute than fact

^ lol knows what i was going to do.
> will let andrew think he's straight for a while.
v wants to bring me icecream.

^ should by me icecream before i get angry.
> wont get angry
V wont get icecream

^ should get me ice cream first.
> is really craving icecream.
v should find my car keys, I lost them again.

^ lost her car keys just like me
> also lost her ipod
v should come clean my room and find them

^ CALLED HIMSELF A GIRL
> is laughing @ andrew!
v thinks its funny too!

^ pointed it out.
> is actually laughing too..
v better not be laughing

^ has a vag.
> already said she was laughing.
v wants to get me a toffee from my fridge.

^ has toffee
> understands the joke hahaha. seriously though andy it is awesome
v wants to know the joooke.

^ i already no the joke..
> will trade toffee for the joke..
V has toffee to trade

^ can have coffee if he comes and gets it.
> mmmmm toffeeee.
v wants toffee!

^ has toffee..
> just had friendship subway cookies..
V should buy me morte so i still have friends

^ can have my next cookie that i get in the meal deal and never eat
> Things are looking up so I'm happy-ish
v Should also be happy, as tomorrow is Friday =]

^ is gonna give me cookies
> is happy too yay
v should be happy too im not workign on friday woooooooooooooo

^ better watch his cookies, otherwise I'm stealing them!
> is getting sleeeeepy.
v wants to buy me biggggg king double bed!

^ il help you pick it out atleast
> really should work saturday night.. but will try and get it off..
v wants to put an embarrasing secret in theyre next post

^ likes to wear ladies underwear
> posted an embarrassing secret like she was told & out witted Andrew because he never said it had to be a secret about meeeeee!
v knows i'm awesome.

^ looks like mario with the moe
> is tired and wants to go back to bed
V is in love with me