^>v game

^ is onto something
> canttt wait until april next year
v will come and watch diggers smash rockbank

^ is the Glee
> agrees that diggers will smash rockbank
V has no ice cream

^ lies..
> will play on jason again if he can
v will come watch me adn jason get dirty together

^ made my gaydar go to MAX
> still eating
V jealous of my awesome sandwich

^ gaydar is brokne.. he was just loving it
> might go do something else for awhile
v first name either starts with a j or and s

^ is on to me...how did he guess the 'J'
> is Jake
V maybe 'S'

^negative a
> should go do somethign else before he digs himself into another hole
v should come talk to me while im working tonight

^ should give me free drinks if I come talk to him while he's working tonight.
> has no idea what she's doing tonight just know's she'll be with her homies.
v wants to come chill with me & my homies tonight.

^ is gonna hang with me tonight.
> is hanging with sam tonight.
v wants to come hang with sam and i tonight.

^ wants me in the sac.
> should think of something to do tonight.
v wants to join bron & i tonight.

^ knows im working tonight..
> doesnt wanna work tonight
v should cover my shift

^ is so lazy he should work
> would be drunk all the time if he was a barman
V should come get drunk friday

^ wouldnt last very long.. drinks after work sure
> proberly will be drunk somewhere on friday..
v knows im lazy

^ is lazy
> computer keeps freaking out
V its your fault

^ means my virus is now working..
> sooo evil..
v will never beat me..

^ will never beat ME
> needs a shower and a shave
V should come and join in on my shower time

^ needs a shower and shave
> could also do the old sh hatrick,,
v jake might understand

^ hahaha i get it
> sounds like a plan
V needs to bring me more juice

^ gets it.
> thinks jake shoudl get his own juice
v will give jake a free juice tonight now

^ doesn't realise i need the juice now
> is out of juice
V squeeze me some oranges

^ is addicted to juice
> now wants apple & blackcurrant juice
v should get me out of work

^ drinks the best juice
> offered to get you out of work..
v will still come and claim free juice tonight

^ better not jib me outta juice
> computer is a jerk
V wants to get freaky with pie

^ will get his juice./
> thinking about resorting to pies
v knows which pie works best

^ freak
>
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