^>v game

^ Has a dirty mind.
> Is now curious.
V Should still tell me what to get Ash for christmas, lol.

^ I dont know. Nothink?
> Is still tired and can only seem to get broken sleep.
v Should get me some Red-and-blue Tuinols and Lipstick Red Seconals...lol

^ needs a good dose of shut eye
> doesn't know what Red-and-blue Tuinols and Lipstick Red Seconals are?
V do you?

^ chose pizza over a kebab.. CRAZIEZ!
> no. i dont know what it means.
v loves cock.. i dunno.

^ no, thats you who love the cock
> i love pie mmm
V needs to grow a mullet

^ jake loves pie
> dont think the mullet really suits him too much
v had a mullet at some stage

^ yeah lets not do the mullet lol
> my hair is too long as it is, but not mullet like
V shave those sideburns dammit

^ is right
> thinking of going clean shaved for the first time in aboue a year.
v shocked?

^ Why not?
> Wants to point out that it was a Fight Club quote when his suffering from insomnia (Whilst personally I'm suffering from the obsession of the Movie/Book lol)
v Should boycott KFC ........foreverrrrrr.

^ convinced me to watch fight club sometime over the next few days
> boycotts kfc anyway.. only when fillers arnt there
v hmm smokey bbq and baconnnn

^ Should watch it. & We deep fry or microwave said "bacon" *shudder*
> Doesnt want to work tonight
v Lalalallala. Is a pannnnnsy.

^ is on the ball lol
> doesnt care.. still tastes good.
v

^ loves twilight.
> is enjoying the sunny weather.
v is also enjoying the sunny weather.

^ lair.
> enjoyed it... wont when it goes down..
V better have aloe vera

^ Needs Aloe Vera.
> Has Aloe Vera Spray.
v Should buy me salmon so i can make some Sashumi.

^ has aloe vera spray.. d
> didnt really need it.. no pain just brown shoulders
v yay?

^ Nay
> Looooooovvvessssssss Sex and the City - 2 Seasons down; 4 to go =]
v Should get me a Cosmopolitian and some Malboro Lights.

^ Shouldn't watch bad influences.
> Is now quite scared..
V Should.. I don't know.. Say something entertaining..?

^ should no im not the slightest bit entertaining.. except for a few people
> "the old grey mare she aint what she used to be"
v

^ knows me down to a T if I am described as Because if i was an emoticon I'd be the laughing/smiley one.
> saw a highland cow today and went to loch ness
V did not.

^ Is true, Haven't been to the land of Haggus.
> Did however, have an exceptionally weird dream that involved a porno, my old school, a new shopping center, a banana and my short asian doctor.
v Must have had a more normal dream than me lol

^ See, sleeping next to me gives people nightmares!
> Did not dream, but had to wake up every 10 minutes to clear his throat because sleeping next to Ashleigh gives people colds..
V Had a fun New Year's?

^ Knows it, and Hopefully did too
> Has a cold from Stuart
v Please dispose of the dancing family

^ Lies, she actually gave me the cold..
> Doesn't want to be awake anymore..
V Wants to bring me some Lemsip..?

^ get your own damm lemsip
> has a house in eltham for the week.. partyyyyy
v jealous much