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Post  Sarah on Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:12 am

... cause they're funny and I seem to be getting them a lot lately.

Anyone got any favourties or anything that was completely and utterly ridicioulous it's worth mentioning?

I've had a few, but this is my favourite one of late, because it totally cracked me up.

""had a first aid course all day yesterday.. was really good Smile

.... can i practise CPR on you Very Happy?"

although, my all-time favourite has to be - "nice shoes, wanna fuck?", straight to the point and actually kind of adorable. Although I think I have issues if i'm relating to a line like that as "adorable", but for sure if some guy said that to me it would make me laugh and strike up a decent convo. That's what lines are all about right?

(oh and another...)

"bew! bew! bew!"
"what's that?"
"the sound of the ambulance coming to get me, cause the sight of you stopped my heart."

I tried to find the clip of that pickup line from A Night At the Roxbury... but couldn't Sad

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Post  Big Red on Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:38 am

Sarah wrote:... cause they're funny and I seem to be getting them a lot lately.

haha, yea...about that...

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

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Post  Big Red on Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:10 am

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"

or...

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."

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Post  Sarah on Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:44 am

roflmao. they're shocking!!

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Post  Big Red on Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:59 am

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car. Laughing

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Post  macca on Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:12 am

how about we play army men ill lay down and u blow the shit out of me?
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Post  macca on Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:13 am

is your name alice?

cause i think im in wonderland
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Post  Sarah on Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:26 am

lol here's another question for the both of you since you're the only two replying atm...

have you ever used a line on some chick, and what reaction did you get?

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Post  Big Red on Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:33 am

*slap*

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Post  Big Red on Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:36 am

well, actually, theres usually a look like this:



then a *slap*.

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Post  Sarah on Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:42 am

you've really gotta stop hitting on little orangutangs. they don't like the un-invited attention.

anyway i find lines hilarious rather than sad, and if a guy came up to me saying something completely straight to the point, i'd probably buy him a drink.

I like honesty.

haha.

.... oh i'm asking for trouble here.

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Post  Jake on Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:36 am

Hey are you Jamaican????
Because Ja making me crazy (substitute with horny if necessary)
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Post  macca on Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:17 am

im datin her lol see how good my lines are lol
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Post  Sarah on Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:42 am

LMAO what line did you use on terry?!

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Post  Aceface on Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:47 am

The night that I met Sam, he was bagging me all night about my name, since it's a computer and all. The he asked me if I thought I'd be compatible with his hard drive...

Oh, I was!!!!
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Post  Sarah on Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:51 am

AisahSchmaisah wrote:The night that I met Sam, he was bagging me all night about my name, since it's a computer and all. The he asked me if I thought I'd be compatible with his hard drive...

Oh, I was!!!!

that is so incredibly lame and brilliant... all at the same time.

ah i love pick-up lines haha

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Post  steve on Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:51 am

havent really had to say anything...eg tegan..b-rad knows, jess- god knows how that happened
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Post  Aceface on Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:53 am

Sarah wrote:
AisahSchmaisah wrote:The night that I met Sam, he was bagging me all night about my name, since it's a computer and all. The he asked me if I thought I'd be compatible with his hard drive...

Oh, I was!!!!

that is so incredibly lame and brilliant... all at the same time.

ah i love pick-up lines haha

It was THE lamest and funniest thing.. after we had checked to see if we were compatible, he's like "OMFGZ I LOVE computers"

He's lovely. =]
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Post  Big Red on Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:37 am

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"

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Post  Aceface on Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:50 am

LOLLERSKATEZ!
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Post  samantha on Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:53 pm

Here's one that was used on me (and probz 4765978769858 other girls) last night.

"I know your boyfriend."
"I dont have a boyfriend."
"Well, wanna hook up?"


Hahahaha.
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Post  Aceface on Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:15 am

ahahahaha.
white shirt.
good times.
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Re: Pick-up Lines

Post  Sarah on Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:26 am

okay just got a new one.

"... and i have a banana in my pajamas..."

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Post  macca on Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:09 am

lol i used all my lines on terry lol
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Post  Sarah on Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:53 am

jason you have pick up lines?!

if one of them wasn't "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" then i don't even wanna know about them.

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