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Pick-up Lines
... cause they're funny and I seem to be getting them a lot lately.
Anyone got any favourties or anything that was completely and utterly ridicioulous it's worth mentioning?
I've had a few, but this is my favourite one of late, because it totally cracked me up.
""had a first aid course all day yesterday.. was really good
.... can i practise CPR on you
?"
although, my all-time favourite has to be - "nice shoes, wanna fuck?", straight to the point and actually kind of adorable. Although I think I have issues if i'm relating to a line like that as "adorable", but for sure if some guy said that to me it would make me laugh and strike up a decent convo. That's what lines are all about right?
(oh and another...)
"bew! bew! bew!"
"what's that?"
"the sound of the ambulance coming to get me, cause the sight of you stopped my heart."
I tried to find the clip of that pickup line from A Night At the Roxbury... but couldn't
Anyone got any favourties or anything that was completely and utterly ridicioulous it's worth mentioning?
I've had a few, but this is my favourite one of late, because it totally cracked me up.
""had a first aid course all day yesterday.. was really good

.... can i practise CPR on you

although, my all-time favourite has to be - "nice shoes, wanna fuck?", straight to the point and actually kind of adorable. Although I think I have issues if i'm relating to a line like that as "adorable", but for sure if some guy said that to me it would make me laugh and strike up a decent convo. That's what lines are all about right?
(oh and another...)
"bew! bew! bew!"
"what's that?"
"the sound of the ambulance coming to get me, cause the sight of you stopped my heart."
I tried to find the clip of that pickup line from A Night At the Roxbury... but couldn't

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Sarah wrote:... cause they're funny and I seem to be getting them a lot lately.
haha, yea...about that...
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
or...
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
or...
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
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roflmao. they're shocking!!
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I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car. 

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how about we play army men ill lay down and u blow the shit out of me?
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is your name alice?
cause i think im in wonderland
cause i think im in wonderland
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lol here's another question for the both of you since you're the only two replying atm...
have you ever used a line on some chick, and what reaction did you get?
have you ever used a line on some chick, and what reaction did you get?
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you've really gotta stop hitting on little orangutangs. they don't like the un-invited attention.
anyway i find lines hilarious rather than sad, and if a guy came up to me saying something completely straight to the point, i'd probably buy him a drink.
I like honesty.
haha.
.... oh i'm asking for trouble here.
anyway i find lines hilarious rather than sad, and if a guy came up to me saying something completely straight to the point, i'd probably buy him a drink.
I like honesty.
haha.
.... oh i'm asking for trouble here.
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Hey are you Jamaican????
Because Ja making me crazy (substitute with horny if necessary)
Because Ja making me crazy (substitute with horny if necessary)
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im datin her lol see how good my lines are lol
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LMAO what line did you use on terry?!
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The night that I met Sam, he was bagging me all night about my name, since it's a computer and all. The he asked me if I thought I'd be compatible with his hard drive...
Oh, I was!!!!
Oh, I was!!!!
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AisahSchmaisah wrote:The night that I met Sam, he was bagging me all night about my name, since it's a computer and all. The he asked me if I thought I'd be compatible with his hard drive...
Oh, I was!!!!
that is so incredibly lame and brilliant... all at the same time.
ah i love pick-up lines haha
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havent really had to say anything...eg tegan..b-rad knows, jess- god knows how that happened
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Sarah wrote:AisahSchmaisah wrote:The night that I met Sam, he was bagging me all night about my name, since it's a computer and all. The he asked me if I thought I'd be compatible with his hard drive...
Oh, I was!!!!
that is so incredibly lame and brilliant... all at the same time.
ah i love pick-up lines haha
It was THE lamest and funniest thing.. after we had checked to see if we were compatible, he's like "OMFGZ I LOVE computers"
He's lovely. =]
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"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now." Put ear to watch. "It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh..." Tap watch a few times. "That's the problem... my watch is an hour fast!"
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LOLLERSKATEZ!
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Here's one that was used on me (and probz 4765978769858 other girls) last night.
"I know your boyfriend."
"I dont have a boyfriend."
"Well, wanna hook up?"
Hahahaha.
"I know your boyfriend."
"I dont have a boyfriend."
"Well, wanna hook up?"
Hahahaha.
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ahahahaha.
white shirt.
good times.
white shirt.
good times.
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okay just got a new one.
"... and i have a banana in my pajamas..."
"... and i have a banana in my pajamas..."
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lol i used all my lines on terry lol
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jason you have pick up lines?!
if one of them wasn't "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" then i don't even wanna know about them.
if one of them wasn't "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" then i don't even wanna know about them.
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