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Post  Jake on Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:56 am

but sarah...thats how he rolls, i mean it worked on me didn't it



oops said too much
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Post  Sarah on Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:07 pm

pretty sure that line would work on EVERYONE.

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Post  Jake on Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:35 pm

phew thought it might have just been me
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Post  Aceface on Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:34 am

POSTING COZ I CAN!!! YAYYYY!!!!
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Post  Big Red on Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:57 pm

walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"
then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away.

hey, whatever works.

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Post  macca on Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:45 am

lol yeah nice shoes wanna fuck is at the top of my list.

then of course there is those clothes look good on u but they would look better on my bedroom floor. lol

or how about i give u a maths lesson me plus you subtract the clothes devide your legs and lets multiply lol bahahahahaha
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Post  Sarah on Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:56 pm

macca wrote:then of course there is those clothes look good on u but they would look better on my bedroom floor. lol

i've had that several times. that's a terrible line.

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Post  hey its that bar guy on Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:43 am

hmm read this somewhere ..

lick you finger.. tap them on the shoulder and say lets get you out of those wet clothes haha

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Post  Sarah on Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:47 am

best pick up line of all time - "Hi Very Happy"

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Post  hey its that bar guy on Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:56 am

touche..

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Post  Big Red on Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:58 am

Sarah wrote:best pick up line of all time - "Hi Very Happy"

doesnt work, i have slap marks to prove it.

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Post  hey its that bar guy on Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:08 am

not a line .. but a way.. guve them a free drink from behind the bar

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Post  Sarah on Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:28 am

hey_its_that_bar_guy wrote:not a line .. but a way.. guve them a free drink from behind the bar

ever work to your advantage? you should start giving me free drinks, i'll pay you back in massages lmao

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Post  hey its that bar guy on Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:36 am

once or twice.. haha i do give you free drinks already..
well once anyway.. haha
fine il agree to that.. but it means you'll have to come into q more than once a month hahaha

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Post  Sarah on Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:21 am

hey_its_that_bar_guy wrote:once or twice.. haha i do give you free drinks already..
well once anyway.. haha
fine il agree to that.. but it means you'll have to come into q more than once a month hahaha

hmmmm.... i think i could do that. we'll see ey? Very Happy

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Post  hey its that bar guy on Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:49 pm

yeah we'll see.. doesnt set anything in concrete.. haha

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Post  the third winchester on Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:48 pm

hmmmm....i dont usually use any cause im the slutty girls kryptonite lol but i personally like "if i could re-arrange the alphabet id put you and i together"
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Post  Sarah on Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:52 pm

brad that one is sweet, i'd talk to anyone that used that on me... well... anyone within reason.

gleeson was half way through a pick up line this morning i think!! nice shoes... i'm on to you buddy. haha

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Post  the third winchester on Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:19 pm

yeah it is kinda isnt it lol too bad doesnt work for me ha ha
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Post  hey its that bar guy on Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:03 pm

bahahahahaha... and the last half of that pickup line will stay in the closet hahahaha..

haha who wears shoes from america WITHOUT shoelaces lol

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Post  Sarah on Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:22 pm

lmao fine.

um. i do? cause they're kick ass? haha

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Post  hey its that bar guy on Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:35 pm

or.. not?
haha yeah theyre actually ok.. i guess... nice shoes sarah? bahaha

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Post  Sarah on Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:01 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahah

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Post  samantha on Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:47 am

This isnt a pick up line, but its a way of getting someone to go out with you!




Ofcourse, she gets her revenge, lol.
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Post  hey its that bar guy on Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:52 am

Sarah wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahah
Smile

haha um your video doesnt work

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