Favourite Movie Quotes/Scenes

What's yours?

I'll edit this with some of my fave quotes.

What aint no country I ever heard of! They speak english in What?!

Yo you been saying that shit about stevie wonder?!? that shit ant funny MOTHERFUCKER!!

YOU GOT, YOU GOT, YOU GOT WHAT I NEED!

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can.."

*Edward Norton proceeds to punch Brad Pitt*

"OWW MANN! YOU HIT ME IN THE EAR!!! WHY THE EARRR!!??"

My Fave Quotes from Donnie Darko

Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?


Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.



Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Sarah wrote:
Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

LOL. That is my favourite quote from that movie (y)

And then he said Goonie-Goo-Goo.

Hey Norton.. Norton Powell, get over here!

You get the guns i drive the car!

'The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright, and he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something.. His ass.
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.'

Pulp Fiction has to be the best movie ever!!

In slow motion, shooting a gun "FUCK THE POLICE"

"BFFF's?"
"Best fucking friends forever"

BAHAHAHAHAHA lets go see that again...now

PREPARE TO SUCK THE COCK OF KARMA LOL

'Charles, get the rifle.. We're being fucked!'

what did i ever do to you?
nothing, its what you did to her.
her who?

ohh, her.

"Andy...Its okay not to have sex...Not everybody's a pussy magnet, you're what? 25?"
"im forty,"
"Holy shit man you've got to get on that."
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"Its not about this rusty trombone and this Dirty sanchez....or the pussy juice cocktail, or this sinsinati bowtie, or the shit-stained balls......"
"please stop"

ROFL BEST PART OF 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN EVER ! ! ! ! !

Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts, tiddly dee,
There they are, Standing in a row...do-do-do
big ones, small ones..
Some as big as ya head...!!"

Love Zazzooo.

Lion King =D

Timon: 'This Stinks'
Pumbaa: 'Sorry'
Timon: 'Not you! Them! Him. Her Alone'

Timon: 'I can see whats happening.'
Pumbaa: 'What?'
Timon: 'And they don't have a clue.'
Pumbaa: 'Who?'
Timon: 'They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two.'
Pumbaa: 'Oh.'

omg i love the lion king.....anyone who says otherwise is automatically gay....

Daneo wrote:omg i love the lion king.....anyone who says otherwise is automatically gay....

i agree. best disney movie EVER! it makes me cry and laugh all at the same time. lol

i don't know why these won't embed...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2DxyAGzGxM&feature=related
and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM&feature=related