Favourite Movie Quotes/Scenes

no shit.. stupid injuries...

i'm with you on that one

haha wer can be liek the guys on rocknrolla comparing injuuries.. haha im gonna have to stop spammng this thread soon and actually post some quotes from that movie

quote from crank..
big gunfight.. as main character trys to get what he thinks is the antidote. a greande is thrown.. and the big boss pushes one of his own men onto it.. as it about to explode he looks up and says..

"thanks boss" haha cracker

hey_its_that_bar_guy wrote:hahaha. not me.. haha im about due for another accident involving glass.. they are about a year apart..

I believe we have the same enemy my friend and i think its time to stop the product known as "glass" for EVER! MWAHAHAHAHA

but its soo handy.. haha il just take the injury haha

Fine then the enemy of my enemy is now my friend!
This is the end of you!

lol .. fine.. and il peel the stubbie holder out of your cold dead hands then..

wher'd the banana man go?

on my msn...that new guy gave me candy!

i have no idea what any of that means haha

Sarah wrote:

My most favourite teen movie scene ever, it nearly makes me cry watching this now. Heath's voice was amazing... I remember reading that they told him to tone down his voice as they thought it was too good for a "teenage" boy to have.

Enjoy...

LOLIZ! "cant take my eyes off you"
caitlyn made me watch this moive and GOD IT WAS GOOD! lol
(muses cover is better and i wikll fight you if you say other wise)

Its a deal, Its a steal, its sale of the fucking century. fuck it nick i think ill keep it

TEAM AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

see there are three kinds of people.. dicks pussys and assholes.. pussies just think everyone to get along.. amd dicks just wanna fuck everything without thinking it through.. but then you got your assholes chuck.. and all the assholes want is to shit all over everything..
so pussies might get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks..
but dicks also fuck assholes chuck.. and if they didnt fuck the assholes you know what youd get.. youd get your dick and your pussies all covered in shit

i gotta hit this up wit some sex drive quotes.
the to guys that hit on every1 were crakin me up

Randy: So where's Felecia?
Andy: Felatia. Yeah.
Ian: She's in the...
Andy: FelaaaCHA. You bangin' her?
Ian: We're just friends.
Randy: I'm uncircumcised!
Girl: Fuck off.
Randy: Wait, I thought you took her to prom?
Ian: Yeah, but it was a just friends kinda thing.
Randy: You should bang her. We would.
Andy: Dude, we would bang her so hard!
Randy: Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it!
Andy: Yeah, hard!
Randy: With our dicks!
Andy: Our dicks are huge!
Randy: You can see them from space!

Andy: Why dontcha take a picture Ian?
Randy: Yeah, and post it on total fucking awesomeness dot com!
Andy: Backslash we rule!
Randy: Wheredja come up with that?

more team america..

"you have balls... i like balls"
"cock fucking tittie fucker"
" cause i have ewikkkk balllllwinnnn"

more team america...

"it's me!! it's me!!"
"it looks like he's saying 'kiss me! kiss me!"
"smartass motherfucker!"

" immm sooo ronryyyyyyyyy... so ronryyyyyyyyyy"
haha

so ronry and sadry arone?

" you die hanz brixxxx.. hahahah" i might go watch that now hahaa

"wow a flying car....now I've seen everything!"
"Have you ever see a man eat his own head???"
"well.....no"
"well then you haven't seen everything and neither have we!"

lock stock and two smoking barrells..

"jesus christ you you fund a small countrys revolution with that"
"and your arguing over 100 pound.. "

"well what does it come wiht"
"it will come with a gold played rolls royce.. if you pay for it"

guy ritcie is the best director

lol lock stock is awesome!

you get the guns i drive the car!

another quote from guy ritchies snatch..

"keep contol of your dog.. i dont want it eating the leather in my car.."
"this car is stolen tyrone"
"well why im driving MY stolen car its mine ok"

lol

Two Hands
(argh, it made me love Heath Ledger even more... r.i.p but it fast became one of my favourite movies)

Michael/The Man: If your going through some shit in your life chances are somebody else has gone through the same thing before ya. And they've written about it. Some poet or philosopher has been through the same type of crap, and they've written about it. And when you find that poem or piece of writing. You think bloody hell this bastard has just summed it all up. It's kinda comforting. Know what I mean?

Michael/The Man: Something that's good can still have a little bit of bad in it, and something that's bad still has a little bit of good.