Memorable TV Scenes/Quotes

There are ohhhh so many.


Above, Carlton Banks stripping to Billy Jean, in an episode from NBC's The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I love this show so much.

from californication this week..

"well fuck my rusty sheriffs badge"

after he told his wife that he had invested 55000.. ok 60 .. ok 100000 in a porno. haha

hey_its_that_bar_guy wrote:from californication this week..

"well fuck my rusty sheriffs badge"

after he told his wife that he had invested 55000.. ok 60 .. ok 100000 in a porno. haha

That was funny as all hell

fucken oath it was.. was gonna put another one from the show.. but forgot it.. and il have one from tyhe office soon

from my fav show supernatural...Lynda Bloome: Well, let me just say that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color or...
[looks at Sam and Dean]
Lynda Bloome: sexual orientation.
Dean Winchester: Hmm, right. (to Sam) I'm gonna go talk to Larry. Okay, honey? [slaps him on the ass]

I think my favourite scene in a tv show ever (putting aside my nerdy gossip girl and one tree hill sick obsession) is in the Nanny where the family goes away and Niles is left home by himself and he is dancing around in his underwear to 'old time rock n roll' and CC walks in. If you've seen the episode you'll know what I'm talking about. Just the look on her face and the build up to when he turns around and see's that she's seen him. Great moment in television.

the third winchester wrote:from my fav show supernatural...Lynda Bloome: Well, let me just say that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color or...
[looks at Sam and Dean]
Lynda Bloome: sexual orientation.
Dean Winchester: Hmm, right. (to Sam) I'm gonna go talk to Larry. Okay, honey? [slaps him on the ass]

this was an add on foxtel for ages... i always thought it was cool.. aahaha glad you put it on here

another one from californication//

HANK: il leave when i want.. (proceeds to walk backward and fall over a bush)
(laying on the ground) .. motherfucker... who puts a pot there seriously..

and then later//

HANK: oh its you again... it me the guy from this morning.. i messed up your bush
OTHERWOMEN look shocked and interested at the same time
HANK: no the potplant.. outside her house

WICKED SHOW.. haha

and one from the office

haha

"then he made out with a student..
and like 12 others came forward..
really ruined the 8th grade for us"

*slides in* "We know Jim"



Classic slide in Keith. So slick. Slicker than snot on a door knob (lol... richy rich quote thrown in there).

Aw wish Keith could slide the other way... i fail at htmls

The smoothie guy

"on a scale of one to me, its about an eight"

more californication quotes:

"repeat after me..
i will.. i will.. not have..not have.. sex.. sex.. with mia again..with mia again.."
soon after .. " its been a long time since ive had MIA friend"
"come on.. not like you havent... what? she told me you's fucked .... oh"

Neighbours is getting crazy =]

Grey's Anatomy.

Callie: I like penis. I'm a huge fan of penis.

Grey's Anatomy.

Callie (to Christina and Merideth): Did anyone ever think you were a couple?
Merideth: No because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Christina: And then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.




Lollerskates.

entourage

financer of movie:
i heard what happened today

vince:
oh yeah im sorry about that .. i didnt mean to offend your wife in anyway..

financer:
my wife was the 1986 wineer of *blahblah blah*
if you want this cheque to clear.. you will go upstairs and fuck my wife why i play billiards with your friends..

I have been watching That 70's show flat out (thanks to Sarah and Callum), here are some funny ass quotes;

Fez: Could you send your best wine to Caroline, and tell her when I said "hi" I meant "I'll take you like a stallion."

Red: So, how's your friend, Janice?
Laurie: Pregnant.
Kitty: Oh, she was such a nice girl, how would that happen?
Eric: Well, first the egg travels down the fallopian to the uterus, where it attaches to the wall...

Donna: I love you.
Eric: I love... cake.

Kelso: Why would you just cuddle with her, when you could do it? I mean, Forman, doing it is “it." That’s why they call “it” “it”! “IT”!!

Hyde: Hey, if there wasn’t some huge downside to doing something this stupid, it wouldn’t be worth doing, ya know?
Donna: Good point.

i missed californication this week

hey its that bar guy wrote:i missed californication this week

Clearly thats not a memorable scene or quote... GET OUT!

neither is yours.. i had nowhere else to out it

"you know what the chain of command is? its the chain i whip you with until you listen to my command"

lol @firefly.

Samantha wrote:

hey its that bar guy wrote:i missed californication this week

Clearly thats not a memorable scene or quote... GET OUT!

but the whole show is memorable...and to miss one is to miss them all!

Lol, Californication is a bit great..

As Brad suggested, we need to play a drinking game where you take a shot every time the word 'fuck' is used in that show..

lol any swearword even.. theres soo many adds.. and it doesnt go for long.. but you'd be wasted! aha
ive got season 1.. so we can try it out!

I'm there! I'll be first out, I bet..