^>v game

^ you know it..
> feels bad/
v will write this bit for me .

^ is a jaforgum
> thinks Rochester is shite
V looooves Rochester

^ is touching himself.
> is reading twilight for the 5th time.
v wants too/is reading twilight (or new moon/eclipse/breaking dawn)

^ should read me Twilight
> so my masculinity remains intact
V is a girl

^ wants me to read him twilight, as a bedtime story?
> read twilight in less than 24 hours.
v is a boy?

^ bedtime story will do
> as long as i dont get night terrors
V COBRAS

^ loves edward cullen.
> " " "
v " " "

^ doesn't love edward
> " "
V " "

^ lies.
> loves edward cullen.
v wants to buy me a big M

^ wants to buy ME a big M
> strawberry please
V no dice...this aint over

^ Hey Ma, how 'bout some cookies?
> Is to bored for.. School?
v Shut up!

^ is bored for school?
> has to shut up..
v you better shut up too dammit

^ Should meet the ever-impressive Stuart.
> Will never shut up, damn it!
v Is brought to you by the letter 'v'.

^ Ever-inpressive?!
> Needs some of those Nando's patches
v Is looking forward to Toqruay! YAY!

^ lies.. everyone will be away
> has to find something else to do with his days
v wont be much help.. proberly in torquay having fun

^ correct
> working away sucks
V this is your fault

^ needs to stop hiding from blame
> is up too fucking early
v wants to explain why my backyard sounds like there has been a a amazon themed noise maker installed in it

^ should know that the reason behind the noise is that they're filming a sequel to 'Jungle Book' in your backyard
> cant concentrate when shes hungry.. and frankly, shes always hungry
v might not respond for a while coz hardly anyones online at the moment, since its early

^ Should work at KFC - all we do it eat and throw food around
> Just straightened her hair after sveral attempts to get it to curl nicely today
v Should come up with some ideas to cure January Holiday boredom (i feel it coming on already)

^ could.. umm... i'm all out of ideas (i'm the boredom queen)
> is really really really looking forward to going away next week!
v is coming away with us next week, and if you arent... SHOULD BE!! will be fun! =]

^ is really really really really looking forward to next week.
> may make an appearence on new years eve..
v is looking forward to a week down the beach.

^ SHOULD make an appearance on new years eve!
> thinks glee should make an appearance on new years eve!
v thinks glee should make an appearance on new years eve

^ correct
> will be making an appearance during the whole week.
v loved twilight?!

^ is sunbaking with me new years day
> will make an appearence... and twilight was alright.. i surprisngly enjoyed it a little.
v dont laught at me dammit

^ loved twilight too
> wants to hurry up and get into the third and fourth books so she can talk about them!
v is gunna talk twilight with me!!