The Corrupt A Wish Game

This one is pretty funny when it gets going...

All you do is post a wish, and the next person corrupts it, then posts another...

Example:

Sarah Posts : I wish I was in bed
Samantha Posts: "Granted, But you can't fall asleep

I wish I had some chocolate"

To which I would corrupt that wish. we understanding this?

Lemme start...

I wish these migraines would stop.

Granted, but you have to give me cuddles.

I wish someone was here to cuddle.

Granted but you only get one!!

I wish i had some panadol

Granted, but you can only take it while doing a handstand on your desk!


I wish when people made plans, they would stick to them!

granted but then you'd never get a break from seeing them.

i wish i didn't have to go to dancing tonight

Granted, but then you have to dance every night for the rest of your life.

I wish some stupid idiot didn't tell me that the world was ending!!

Granted, but it is

I wish i could just sleep all day tomorrow

granted but you sleep until recovery saturday.

i wish i was a little less crazy at times

granted, but you have to drink with me on Jager friday
(which means i will be there haha)

I wish for pie

granted, but its vegetarian

i wish for the nile (cmon you aladdin watchers you should know this)

wish granted, but.. NO WAY!!

granted, but when you get there a crocodile eats your face (i don't remember aladdin dammit)

i wish incubus would come back to australia

Granted, but they can't play any instruments whilst here.

I wish for a litre of cola.

Stoo wrote:Granted, but they can't play any instruments whilst here.

thats cool i just wanted to hang out with them lol

granted but it rots your teeth to nothing.

i wish my metabolism wasn't so crazy.

Granted, but all you can eat is dick.

I wish for my toenail back..

lol. burn.

I wish for a dollar.

granted, but its in Yen.

i wish could play guitar like slashhhhh

granted, but you have no fingers

I wish for world peace (take that bitches)

Granted, but you get the smallest piece, lol.

I wish I had 1 yen.

granted, but a yen is only worth .000003 of an Australian cent

i wish for more wishes

granted, but you waste them all on stupid things. eg. more wishes, wish scotta would stop touching you, etc.

i wish for zack and miri make a porno to be released earlier.

Damnit Sarah!

(Granted, but any extra wishes can only be used to wish for more wishes.)

I wish for phenominal cosmic powers.

granted, but you still blow up Earth tomorrow somehow

I wish for Sarahs previous wish, but quicker

Granted, but it's so quick it's over in 2 minutes.

I wish for your face.