The Corrupt A Wish Game

granted. but jakes face will explode

i wish that people would say granted alot less

granted....but granted granted with the granted, granted?

I wish for everybody to banana hammock it up lol

granted. but then they'd say something equally as stupid 10 times more often.

i wish i had some motivation

Granted, but you cant do anything you feel motivated to do.

I wish I had a job.

granted but you end up working at chubb insurance and want to jump out of the 14th floor window because of it.

i wish i had a BETTER job.

Granted. but then that jobs compant will be bought by the biggest insurance company and you'll be moved to reception. .. with half the pay.

i wish i could have class outside today

Granted, But it's going to rain.

I wish for a pony.

granted, but it repeatedly bites you.

i wish i had a never ending pack of tim tams like on those old ads lol

Granted, but you cant eat them.


I wish I was having Mumma's home made pizza for dinner.

Granted, but then you can't eat it, you just have to look at it and smell it.

I wish to spell your name 'Smantha.'

Granted, but every time you spell it that way you owe me $2.



I wish I had 868756746 pet goldfish.

Granted, but you have to pay $1 for each goldfish.

I wish I had a lemon.

Granted, but its a rotten one.

I wish I wasnt sick

Granted, but then you have to spend time with me.

I wish we we're all going to maccas tonight.

Granted, but it will be closed due to a lawsuit against Ronald McDonald for paedophillia.

I wish My phone wasnt so gay.

Granted, but it's female so you now can't make love to it.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted, but Dad died instead in a twist of events where you gave him the 3 hams, and he died of food poisoning due to your inabillity to cook.


I wish i had more $$$ to move out.

NOOO!!! Not dad!!

Granted, but you have to move into a house with an old lady with 12395720395 cats.

Considering you dont have a wish ill skip over you and make another =]

I wish I was a vampire. =]

Granted, but then you kill everyone your close to and love.

I wish you weren't a vampire.

Granted, but turns out you are one.

I wish I wasnt so lazy lol.

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Sicko..


Granted, but then your paraplegic.

I wish for your face.

ERROR 8693028: That wish makes no sence, thus cannot be granted.


I wish for holidays to start, right, about, now!

Granted, but then your sick all holidays.

I wish the Melbourne Show was on now.

Granted, but it rains the whole time its on and the animals give you mad cows disease


I wish I wasnt still in school >.<