The Corrupt A Wish Game

granted.. but it only decided to stop it's slutty ways after coming down with a nasty case of syphilis which it just can't get rid of..

i wish they got around to installing my phone at work, it's been like.. 3 and a half weeks but they're/we're too busy

granted, but the phone can only and will only call/ receive calls from telemarketers

I wish for some money

Granted, but it's monopoly money and you have to walk around looking like the monopoly man.

I wish my back would stop hurting.

Granted but now your head starts hurting

I wish i was the monopoly man (hehe sucker)

Granted, but you have to go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 monopoly money.

I wish my head hurt instead of my back. (Who's the sucker now?)

Granted, but your head eventually explodes

I wish for a cheeseburger

Granted, but you're intestines eventually explode from all the cheese.

I wish I was Jake's exploding intestines.

Granted, but you have to clean yourself up

I wish i was the mop and bucket

You can be my bucket anyday.

So, granted, but I'm all cheesy and yuck because it's all you eat!

I wish the toilet wasn't so far away..

Granted, but the toilet is backed up and cannot be used

i wish i was an orange

Granted, but you're a purple one.

I wish you wouldn't post goddamn much!

Granted but you post goddamn much!


I wish I hadn't cut my foot on glass.

Granted, but you cut your hand instead

I wish I wasn't craving greasy foods.

Granted, but your craving fatty fried foods.



I wish i wasn't so on edge lately.

Granted, but now you are literally on a knife edge!

I wish that my dog had laser beams for eyes

granted but they only work to cook the food you most hate.

i wish i had a better thing to wish for.