The Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted but you touch yourself!
I wish Bron was here to sing Man Eater with me, I have it stuck in my head and I needa get it out of my system

Granted, but you lose your voice.


I wish it was payday.

It's payday for me!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

Granted, but your allergic to the flowers.
(and since its payday for you, you can buy ME underwear, lolz.)



I wish Aisah would give me half her pay.

granted but she only get $1.00 this pay

I wish for a good wish to go here.

Granted, but I got paid a dollar so you only get 50c.
I wish it was 5.30pm!

Granted, but you have to work until 9.30pm.


I wish Aisah got paid $5,000.

granted, but its 5000 in yen. enjoy your 5 bucks

i wish/hope the pasta im making is nice

Granted, but I'm going to steal it from you.

I wish for your face.

DENIED. My face is too good for you.


I wish someone would come enjoy the sun with me.

Braddles wrote:granted, but its 5000 in yen. enjoy your 5 bucks

i wish/hope the pasta im making is nice

i was wrong. yuk. now i feel sick.

Braddles wrote:

Braddles wrote:granted, but its 5000 in yen. enjoy your 5 bucks

i wish/hope the pasta im making is nice

i was wrong. yuk. now i feel sick.

*big hug*

Sarah wrote:

Braddles wrote:

Braddles wrote:granted, but its 5000 in yen. enjoy your 5 bucks

i wish/hope the pasta im making is nice

i was wrong. yuk. now i feel sick.

*big hug*

*group cuddles!*

Wish's that some one was up to talk to lol

granted, but it's the most boring person on earth... ME!

i wish i had something more interesting to wish for.

me?
well there's the fail

i wish alexis' wishful htinking wasn't such an epic fail.

granted, but his still Alexis.

I wish my hair wasnt so gay and my legs wernt so sore....so much walking....

Granted, but now your hair is sore & your legs are so gay.


I wish I would stop having dreams about being pregz!

Granted, but then you find out you are pregnant!

I wish it was summer now!!!

Dang, i should of seen that coming.

Granted, but your sick so you spend all of summer in bed.


I wish, it was wednesday so I could get my nose pierced.

Granted, but it is. And you are already pierced.

I wish I wasnt broke!

Granted, but now you have to buy me everything I want.


I wish I had $60 to get my belly repierced.

Granted but instead of your belly you get your butt pierced by mistake

I wish i could redo today as to not fuck up both of my knees

Granted, but then you have to sleep with me.

I wish I wasn't so susceptible to illness.