The Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, but then you have no education, and can't get a job.

I wish my poker account was looking better again.

Granted, but you cant play poker ever again.


I wish I could get to sleep.

granted, but you wake up every 10 minutes after.

i wish i wasn't so pale lol

granted but now ur a black person

i wish sarah would get naked in front of every1 lol

Granted, but all the males are now blind.


I wish someone would come over for cuddles.

i wouldn't mind being black lol and

Jason wrote:i wish sarah would get naked in front of every1 lol

WHAT?!

i'll do it. just give me a chance to lose 10 kilo and tone up lmao

anyway, back to the game.

granted, but they've got no arms

i wish i was 10 kilo lighter and toned up lol

Granted, but now your naked & no males can see you.


I wish someone would come keep me company today.

Granted, but it's Stuart.
I wish I had a car that WASN'T a tin can on wheels.

granted, but it becomes a box on wheels.

i wish 3 would stop sending me messages about their stupid new games.

Granted, but they will now call you over and over again about their new games!

I wish i didn't have wisdom teeth anymore

granted, but the rest of your teeth fall out

i wish it was 5.30pm already

Granted, but 5.30pm is wiped fro the clock.....so it never comes!

I wish i was 3 inches taller (that'll show em)

granted, but because of this, one of your appendages becomes 3 inches smaller haha

i wish someone else would post in the damn 'song names' game. i posted like 25 songs!!

(But...that makes it.....oh god you bitch)
Granted but by others you mean yourself

I wish for the weekend to be today

jokes on you ashleigh posted in there

granted but then your weekend only lasts another 7.47 hours.

i wish there was such a thing as 4 day weekends.

granted but then there are 20 day long weeks

i wish for some pie

Granted, but its the black and gold type from safeway, that burns on the outside but remains frozen in the middle.


I wish The kfc uniform didnt have the gay gay gay hat, that i cannot find.

granted but then you'd have to wear one of those stupid bowtie things the colonel wears.

i wish my ipod battery could magically recharge lol

granted but you cant put any music on it hahahaha

i wish saraha and aisah would spear tackle mango lol

that can be arranged. lol

i wish i didnt get blonde regrowth *mumbles* stupid fast-growing dark hair.

Granted, but instead you get red regrowth.


I wish I knew what to get Liam for his 21st.

granted but someone else buys it for him.

i wish i could eat whatever i wanted without worry about the effects it could have on my body ie. weight gain.

granted, but all you can eat is DOODLES!!@!

i wish i didnt suck at poker so much lol

Granted, but instead of sucking at poker you now suck doodles.I wish it wasnt so cold in my house.

granted but then it gets wayyy too hot.

i wish that people would stop segregating the human race into stupid little factions based on skin colour and ethnicity. (yep. i'm going new age)