The Corrupt A Wish Game

granted but then Aliens come and rape everyone thats united together

i wish that i didnt have a lisp lol

Granted, but now you can't talk at all.


I wish Mother would buy cocopop chex for my breakfast tomorrow.

granted but they're stale.

i wish i wasn't feeling so down lately.

Granted, but now you have to drive to my house & hug me atleast once a day.



I wish it was 11, so Belinda would get here & we could go shopping.

Granted, but her wallet gets stolen so you have to pay for her all day and she decides that she wants a dinosaur.

I wish Jason would explain why he wishes me and Sarah would spear tackle Mango.

Granted, but he explains it to everyone but you. & you never find out why he wished it.



I wish Aisah would stop touching herself over me.

Granted, but then shes touches you insted.

lolz.


I wish i hadnt bitten the inside of my lip >.<

Granted, but you bite the outside of your lip instead.


I wish I was sleeepy.

granted, but then you can never feel awake again.

i wish i could run into Ian Kenny on the street today

Granted, but you run into him so hard that you knock him over.
I wish Red Rooster would come to me so I would'nt have to drive a WHOLE 5 minutes to get it myself.

Granted, it came to you, but your not allowed to eat any of it.



I wish it was Saturday.

granted but all your plans fall through

i wish i could listen to my ipod while i'm on reception!

(no one corrupt this... i also wish that i hadn't messaged jason before, i totally forgot about his exam and i really hope he didn't have his phone with him:()

granted, but all you have on your ipod is avril lavigne,brittany spears and bjork.

i wish i wasnt so hungover, and have to do it all over again for 2 more nights.

Granted, but instead of getting hungover, you get retarded.

I wish for your face.

Granted, but in return you get Brad's face.
I wish my office would mysteriously be blown away without me in it.

granted, but your company has a business continuity plan and you have to do all your work plus more on computers 5 times slower.

i wish vitamin water was cheaper.

Granted, but ALL of your belongings were in the office when it blew up.

I wish Brad wasn't shit by having a shower 5 seconds before I was going to have one. (I wonder how this will be corrupted.. )

Granted, you managed to convince him to let you shower first. So you get into the shower and turn the water on, but poo comes out instead because Brad fucked with the taps so that would happen to you (thats the only reason he let you go first, he only pretended to need convincing) and it gets in your eyes and your mouth and everywhere so you try to open the door to escape but it turns out that Brad snuck in and sealed the door shut with silicone but you didn't see him because you had poo in your eyes and you didn't hear him because you had poo in your ears. So you are stuck in a cubicle which is jam packed with poo.

I wish my imagination wasn't so fucked up...

...
Seriously, what the fuck Aisah?

Granted, but now your brain dead.


I wish Colina wasnt working tonight.

Granted, but you are working tonight.

I wish Mr Snuggles wasnt in a crazy humping mood, I just wanna cuddle him without being raped!

Granted, but now you can't stop humping everything.

I wish for tonight to be more exciting than last night.

Granted, but tonight will suck dick!

I wish someone would come underwear shopping with me tonight.

granted, but nothing you like is in your size (i fucking hate that!!! i've got the worst body for underwear shopping, can't find anything pretty cause my rack is too big for my back size)

iiiiiii wish you were herrrreeee *continues singing to self*

i wish i wasnt so awkward


(and i think im about to cop it)