The Corrupt A Wish Game

Granted, but you are now susceptible to being raped by many animals.

I wish I wasn't so awesome, people being jealous of me is such a pain.

Granted, but now you will become jealous of everyone else. EVERYONE else!

I wish i had more time to finish my major project!

Granted, you finish it with lots of time to spare. But since you did it so quickly, you lack detail and you fail. FAIL. EPICLY FAIL. AT LIFE. AND EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I looked like this guy :

lol aslong as i finish the project its ok,

and GRANTED! but now you have no arms and legs and can never eat! coz even if someone was to feed you they would be mesmerized by your new afro and die! ..somehow..

I wish i had turkey sandwich! i dont want to turn into a turkey sandwich myself, i dont want to pay for it, just a regular, good turkey sandwich that i can eat now!

granted but the turkey is a little dry.

I wish I had robot legs. Or robot hands. Robot hands would be cool. With like a knife finger, and a spoon finger, and a fork finger, and a toothbrush finger, and a comb finger, and a bottle opener finger, and a flashlight finger, and a screwdriver finger. But regular thumbs. You gotta have regular thumbs.

@ sarah
Granted but then the swiss rob u of your new hands coz u just stuck a thumb on their army knife

@ Aisah
DENIED!!!!!!!!

I wish that i had a part time job

7ames wrote:@ sarah
Granted but then the swiss rob u of your new hands coz u just stuck a thumb on their army knife

@ Aisah
DENIED!!!!!!!!

I wish that i had a part time job

granted, but its this job:


i wish i was still asleep so i can dream about supermodals and ducks zzZzzzZzZzZzZzzzzZzZzZzZZZz

granted but they are supermodel ducks lol

i wish that people would stop acting like fuk wits and anoying the shit out of me

macca wrote:granted but they are supermodel ducks lol

oh um, granted, but no one will talk to you except that duck. haha.

i wish...i wish..i didnt kill that fish. *doh*

granted but the simpsons no longer exists making your quote obselete.

i wish i could actually stay awake, i'm totally struggling here. [i blame triple j... and partly callum.]

Sarah wrote:granted but the turkey is a little dry.

I wish I had robot legs. Or robot hands. Robot hands would be cool. With like a knife finger, and a spoon finger, and a fork finger, and a toothbrush finger, and a comb finger, and a bottle opener finger, and a flashlight finger, and a screwdriver finger. But regular thumbs. You gotta have regular thumbs.

was a 'my name is earl' quote if anyone wondered.

Granted, but since u wanted to stay awake a few days ago and im just granting it now it kinda defeats the whole purpose of the wish.

I wish that i was much better with texturing 3D object on the computer

granted but then you suck at all the 2D stuff.

i wish someone would buy me flowers to send to my work

Granted but the flowers are dead lol

i wish that elisha cuthbert would come visit me

macca wrote:Granted but the flowers are dead lol

hey at least it's something lol...

and granted, but she has to wear a chasity belt and a whole lot more of body armour so you can't acutally touch OR see her body. oh and she has one of those mask thingys like hannibal wore so her mouth is off limits. essentially all you can see is her eyes, andwe both know how'd you feel about that lol

i wish that a half-naked (yeah he can wear shorts) ryan renoylds came into my office right now to see me.

Granted but he is covered in boils and hair and fungal infections.

i wish i could fly and not have some creepy thing where i cant land or can only fly a little bit and cant fly high or anything like that.

granted but you can NEVER land.

i wish jason could fly.

lmao jk jk

i wish that i could find a freakin costume to wear to frickin ash's frickin halloween party

he said that he wanted to land lol

ill corrupt his wish by he can only fly and take off when he's perfectly upside down and arms straight out. and his feet have to be on fire..

now for sarahs wish..
GRANTED you find the PERFECT costume, but as you go to grab it some old hag will steal it from you and run away with it. and that was the only one of it kind.

I wish that this wish will not be granted

7ames wrote:he said that he wanted to land lol

ill corrupt his wish by he can only fly and take off when he's perfectly upside down and arms straight out. and his feet have to be on fire..

now for sarahs wish..
GRANTED you find the PERFECT costume, but as you go to grab it some old hag will steal it from you and run away with it. and that was the only one of it kind.

I wish that this wish will not be granted

i didn't read his properly

as for your wish, granted, cause thats corruption right there

i wish that i had more money to buy these costumes i'm looking at. they're hot as.

Granted, but the costumes are literally hot as and you pass out due to dehydration!

I wish i was a monkey

Sarah wrote:granted but you can NEVER land.

i wish jason could fly.

lmao jk jk

i wish that i could find a freakin costume to wear to frickin ash's frickin halloween party

i said that i already can land so nah

Granted but now u look like me lol.

i wish i was a god lol oh wait i already am lol

god?

pssshh, please.

I wish that i had a purple fanta

deal, but it made you turn purple and big like in willie wonka.

I wish in advance for tomorrow that hangovers dont exist...

Granted but no matter how much you drink, you always stay sober.


I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
& I also wish that song wasnt stuck in my head/